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Awesomeness.

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: sizvideos]

Source: sizvideos

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

Source: dajo42

justanasshole:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

We don’t talk about that.

Source: slutdust

rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

Source: rip-homegirl

sosuperawesome:

Cate Parr on Etsy

Source: sosuperawesome


"Shall we order dessert?"
"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

"Shall we order dessert?"

"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

jess-miller:

get to know me meme: [3/8] male characters  andy dwyer
"Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems."

Source: jess-miller

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

Source: astoundly

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

Source: sassings

Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later

Source: 949520

gayleaf:

*Likes your post because i secretly want to have sex with you*

thefrogman:

Safely Endangered by Chris [website | patreon]

Source: safelyendangered.com

Source: unamusedsloth

tastefullyoffensive:

[iambradass]

tastefullyoffensive:

[iambradass]

Source: tastefullyoffensive

black-frostbite:

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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Holy fuck finally someone who understands

Source: shubbabang